My roommate and I are trying to figure out our holiday plans.
Roommate: Will you see The Vow with me on Valentine's Day?
Me: No.
Roommate: Whyyyyy? It's Valentine's Day.
Me: Because I don't like Chating Tannum. Tatum Channing. Chantam Tamchan.
Roommate: But it's Valentinnnneee's Day.
Me: We could watch Roman Holiday!
Roommate: What's that?
Me: It's a romantic film with Audrey Hepburn and the love of my life. Meaning, Gregory Peck.
Roommate: I'd rather watch The Vow.
I sense a break-up is coming.
Roommate: Will you see The Vow with me on Valentine's Day?
Me: No.
Roommate: Whyyyyy? It's Valentine's Day.
Me: Because I don't like Chating Tannum. Tatum Channing. Chantam Tamchan.
Roommate: But it's Valentinnnneee's Day.
Me: We could watch Roman Holiday!
Roommate: What's that?
Me: It's a romantic film with Audrey Hepburn and the love of my life. Meaning, Gregory Peck.
Roommate: I'd rather watch The Vow.
I sense a break-up is coming.
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